I was born in the King of All Decades. The 80s.
When I was 6 years old, I started playing the MacGuyver theme on the piano. MacGuyver was my hero. He could do anything. In fact, I thought I was MacGuyver. I once got into an argument for claiming that I knew how to make a hot air balloon with nothing more than a Swiss Army Knife and a bin liner.
Friday night was TV time. Oh boy! I'd race to the carpet in front of the TV to watch Full House and Family Matters as if the plot truly mattered and the characters were all my friends. If you count the 88 keys of a piano as friends, then I had plenty of friends. I also watched every episode of Friends. - 
Beachy Beatbox Ukulele Music is a collection of funny, quirky and summery music tracks intended for use in silly, uplifting productions mainly for children. The moods included in the collection are funny, energetic, positive, and relaxing. The collection is musically similar to artists such as Pentatonix, Terry Scott Taylor and The Flying Pickets. The tracks on this album are also suitable as backing music for productions associated with children's activities, games, and outdoor beach activity.
You see, I have been blessed with an extraordinarily corny view on life. A plains-of-Iowa level of corn and a Swiss level of cheese. It doesn't really matter that I'm an unemployable 40-year-old with no actual career prospects. Because the 90s are trending and life couldn't be radder. So I make 90s sitcom music and Ableton MIDI templates of other retro songs like Ghostbusters because I want everyone to be born in the 80s.
That's it. Now you know the source of my almighty power. I'm lucky. Lucky to have so many people who use my music in their videos. For free. Extremely lucky. Pure luck. The end.
John Bartmann